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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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