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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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