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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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