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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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