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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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