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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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