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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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