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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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