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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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