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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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