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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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