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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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