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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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