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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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