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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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