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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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