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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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