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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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