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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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