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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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