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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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