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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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