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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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