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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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