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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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