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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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