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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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