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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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