Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

2716
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

2125
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

2195
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

2584
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

2112
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

676
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

1853
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

904
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

2923
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

2170
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

478
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

761