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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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