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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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