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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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