When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

899

Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

1837

What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

101

How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

2085

After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

1395

How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

1951

What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

1220

How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

2065

What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

2041

Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

528

Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

1636

What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

1204