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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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