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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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