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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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