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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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