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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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