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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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