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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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