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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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