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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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