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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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C to shining C

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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