Pictures:

What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

2198

Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

1612

What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

1559

What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

2477

A buoys club.

1879

Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

134

Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

1957

Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

650

How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

1890

Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

1166

What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

2961

What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

1656