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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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