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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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