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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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