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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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