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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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