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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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