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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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