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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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