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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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