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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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