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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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