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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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