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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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