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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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