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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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