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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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