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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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