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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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