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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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