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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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