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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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