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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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