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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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