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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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