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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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