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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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