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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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