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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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