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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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