Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

1937
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

686
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

474
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

464
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

42
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

1032
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

772
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

2748
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

1020
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

1082
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

2785
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

850