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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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