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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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