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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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