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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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