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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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