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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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