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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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