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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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