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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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