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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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