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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

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They both have violins.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

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Because they were all in sync.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

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They were all tied.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

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Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

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We've only begun to fright.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

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Because he rained for 59 years.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

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Sin tax.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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