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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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