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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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