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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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