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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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A buoys club.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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