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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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