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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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