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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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