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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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