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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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