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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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