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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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