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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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